The 10 Funniest Food Jokes (Slideshow)
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Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
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Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.
10) Sounds Tasty
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Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.
9) Oof.
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Q: Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
A: Because in France, one egg is an oeuf.
8) Movie Theater Candy
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The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
I know, they're always raisinet!
7) Watermelon Weddings
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Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
6) Good to Know
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Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
Q: Who serves them?
A: Ilene.
5) Makes Sense
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Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turned to the other and said “This tastes funny!”
4) The Final Frontier
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Did you hear about the new restaurant in outer space?
The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
3) A Salt & Battery
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Q: Why did the chef get arrested for assault?
A: He got caught beating an egg!
2) Better Be Careful
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
1) Duh..
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Q: What do you call someone else’s cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Laughing Fit: Top 10 Funny Diet Jokes
The shelf life of health resolutions is very short. Sometimes it is impossible to follow a diet and sometimes healthy food can be boring. In such a scenario you come across hilarious situations that make dieting funny and little crazy, sometimes. Here are our favourite top 10 diet jokes.
*Images courtesy: © Thinkstock photos/ Getty Images
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 1
People ask me what diet I’m on. I’ll let you all into a secret.
I’m on the seefood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 2
You know it’s time to diet and exercise when.
• You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
• You get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 3
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being ‘freaking hungry’.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 4
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 5
I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sit at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" I asked.
"Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!"
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 6
My low-fat diet must be working. The fat hangs lower everyday!
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 7
Two ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 8
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That’s why I can’t stick to my diet and don’t lose weight.
Laughing Fit: Diet Joke # 9
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.